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Urdu SMS Jokes

Urdu SMS Jokes: Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones & Share With Each Others,
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Ek Student University K Washroom Mein Gaya
Ek Student University K Washroom Mein Gaya, Jb Andar Jakar W.C Pe Betha To Samn...
Sep-26
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Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa
SHARABI: Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa saktay hain. DOCTOR: keon ...
Sep-26
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Teen Ant aur aik elephant
what is attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant coming 1st ant- we will kill him 2nd...
Sep-26
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaa...
Sep-26
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Programmer Munna Bhai
appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum... saala programming kis chidiya ka...
Sep-26
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batao daal me kitni protein
taecher: batao daal me kitni protein hoti hai? student: sir, daal me murghi jit...
Sep-26
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Aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh
A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“ Friend:...
Sep-26
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Boy ye raaten ye hawaen
Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare…. Gi...
Sep-26
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Ayenge akhbaar me
Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi. Huba...
Sep-26
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Thief with knife Tera paisa nikal
Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal! Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corpora...
Sep-26
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Wife Main tumhari yaad mein
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa...
Sep-26
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Aik girl nay molvi sy kaha
1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR GHORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KAR...
Sep-26
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Morning Voices
Morning Voices Uk: Hi dear USA:Good morning China Mehow Japan:Shanhow Italy...
Sep-26
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Raat ko husband aur wife soo rahe they
Raat ko husband aur wife soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, b...
Sep-26
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Zyada fees
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat...
Sep-26
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Boy mujh sy shadi karo gi
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutt...
Sep-26
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Sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai...
Sep-26
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Mujhe apne jism se buhat pyar
a beautyful girl goes 2 skin doctor & asks: mujhe apne jism se buhat pyar hai, s...
Aug-17
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ''jahan koi larki nazar...
Aug-17
Sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai...
Aug-17
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YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:? BOY2: MAZ...
Aug-17
Gawar naukar
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se...
Aug-17
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Bijli kahan se aati hai
TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI? STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE. TEACHER: KAI...
Aug-17
 
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