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| Dosron ka time waste karna
Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
K
plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Bait...
| Sep-26 | |
| Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai
Boy: Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| if A fat girl is waiting for a bus
if A fat girl is waiting for a bus then what u will call her in one word (MOTIVA...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| 1 Admi Apne Bete Se
1 Admi Apne Bete Se:
Oye,Ghabra Mat
Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai!
Beta:
Ha Papaji...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Duniya gol hai
DUNIYA GOL HAI
Chuha Billi Se Darta He
Billi Kutte Se Darti He
Kutta Admi Se ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Mom Jab bf kiss kare to bolo dont
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya:
Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery
1 Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui.
Usne Husband Ko SMS Bheja
Mubar...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Accounts k student ki Gali
Accounts k student ki Gali:
Saala bounced cheque, dharti pe liability, paidaish...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| 1 kanjoos dosray say
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Aik larki ki dua
Aik larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Brush ka 1 baal
Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Husband tum kon hoo
Husband : tum kon hoo
Biwi : pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSB...
| Sep-26 | |
| Eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say kehta hai: “sisak sisak k marna theek ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Why we dont study whole year
Why we dont study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The a...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Ghalib ne gf ko date par bulaya
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya
Wo late hogaye
Girl: Am I Late?
...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Jannat aur wife
WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETAY.
H...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Did u have any boy friend
Husband:
Did u have any boy friend befor our marriage?
:
:
:
:
:
main i...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cag...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Wife husband aur jannat
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Doosray doctor k paas
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign coun...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Mashooka lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.
Mashook: Ek tin...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Propsal From A Rich Girl
WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .
Agar Tu...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Judge why do u Want Divorce
Judge: why do u Want Divorce?
Man: Main Apni Wife Se Khush Nai hun..
Judge...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
Husband:ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Alama iqbal ka apni gf ko sms
ALAMA IQBAL APNI GIRL FRIEND KO IS TARHA SMS KARTE THAY?
Ay JAn-e-TamAnA Tere...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Memon Boss 2 worker Tumne is saal
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheq...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar
Shah jahan ne
Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Lecture Kaisa Hona Chahe
Teacher ask a Student: Lecture Kaisa Hona Chahe?
Student: Mini Skirt Jaisa, Zar...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Eik Molvi Actress sy chanda layny gaya
Eik Molvi Actress sy chanda layny gaya.
Actress: molana sahib app loog too hama...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| lambi celebration
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janze k aagay 1 kutta or pche a...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Exam song by Munna bhai
Exam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pa...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Zoo School Attendance
Zoo School Attendance
Lomari
Present Sir
Billi
Present Sir
Hathi
Pre...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, P...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Circuit Bhai America mein address puchega
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Aayenge akhbaar mein
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she wou...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Zabardast bumper offer
ZABARDAST BAMPER OFFER : JO MUJHY SMS KARYE GA WO JITYE GA LAKHON RUPYE K CASH I...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Wife kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian
Wife : kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian dey rahey thai
Husband: tumhey galt...
| Sep-26 | |
| Some translations in URDU
Some translations in URDU
Wass up babe? = Munni upar kya hei?
Listen buddy tha...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Boyfrnd jb Kiss kary to bolo DONT
Mom 2 beti: Boyfrnd jb Kiss kary to bolo DONT,,
Jb Galye lagye to bolo STOP,,,
...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka
Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| 1 girl ask 2 pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere
paas 2 hain?
pappu ...
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
| Why do girls close
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
....
| Sep-26 | [Not rated] |
