Urdu SMS Jokes

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Urdu SMS Jokes: Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones & Share With Each Others,

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mohalla hi chor diya 1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! ...	Jan-16
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha th...	Jan-19	[Not rated]
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein ...	Jan-19
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob ka...	Jan-19	[Not rated]
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye..., Ek Cartoon...	Jan-19	[Not rated]
Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum, Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum, jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa, jo kissi-kissi...	Jan-19	[Not rated]
Barasne Ke Baad Badal Ghira Nahi Karte, Barasne Ke Baad Badal Ghira Nahi Karte, Murjhane Ke Baad Phool Khila Nahi Kar...	Jan-13	[Not rated]
Doston Ki Daastan Jab Koi Sunata Hai, Doston Ki Daastan Jab Koi Sunata Hai, Hamain Bhi Koi Dost Yaad Aata Hai, B...	Jan-13	[Not rated]
A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car.When d car arrived n stopped she said: "Oops ...	Sep-26
Yar mera ik dost dhodh pi raha tha mar gaya frnd 2 other frnd: yar mera ik dost dhodh pi raha tha mar gaya bichara .. oth...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha: Mera Nikah Merey Dunyavi Shoher Se Kerwa ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Girl to boy Tum larkay kisi larki mei Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh...	Sep-26
Shoaib Akhtar Says Shoaib Akhtar Says : Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga. Q K ...	Sep-26
wife mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji wife:mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji.... . . . husband: chalo t...	Sep-26
Boy Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Ma...	Sep-26
Girl says to boy Girl says to boy:-is cinema mein kon si film lagi he boy says: I love you Girl...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Basanti Ek baat batani hai Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Wife Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha? ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia 1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia, wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light...	Sep-26
BHIKARI Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai. B: Saa...	Sep-26
munna bhai ye doctor log operation karnay munna bhai:ye doctor log operation karnay se pehlay patient ko be-hosh q kartay ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya Raat Ko Phone Pr B...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte...	Sep-26
Ess line ki english banao Teacher to a student: Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Jaldi Chalo Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chaht...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
London se pakistan tak bridge eik admi ko eik bottle mili us ne us bottle ko khola to ander se eik jin nikla ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Teacher Bachon Dunya Main Insaan Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon 70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon. Friend : Kr Lo Old M...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Ager ansoon na hotein ankhon mein Ager ansoon na hotein ankhon mein... toh ankhen itni khoobsurat na hoti.. Ag...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Teachr Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise Nikla? Banta: Madam Ye Koi Badi B...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
1 anokhi dua 1 anokhi dua Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan, Aapki zind...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Girl boy and love letter Girl: Suno, are you sure you love me and no one else? Boy: Dead Sure! I check...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Husband: Ye bacha mera ha Husband: Ye bacha mera ha Wife: Waah G Waah!Bartan mera,Doodh mera,Thorra sa Qa...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Patient to doctor aap ki nurse boohat achi hai Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek...	Sep-26
Zardari ka Farman Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Husbnd tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayed Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy, wife: konsa? Husbnd: mjhe...	Sep-26
Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Sardar Or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Or Kaha Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain F...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Batao yeah konsa zamana hai teacher:batao yeah konsa zamana hai mein naha raha hoon hum naha rahey hain tum...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Door gaon main jab dOOR gaon, main jab maan baap sotay nahi they, to bacha kehta hai, so ja ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Tofani barish mein rat ko Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap ma...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha ...	Sep-26	[Not rated]