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Love is like a bowl of oatmeal Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you. Lust is like soup,...	Nov-22	[Not rated]
I pray to God everyday You know what I pray to God everyday in the morning that everyone gets a friend ...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
He doesnt know the meaning of the word "fear He doesnt know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesnt know t...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
He always finds himself lost in thought He always finds himself lost in thought - its an unfamiliar territory...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
The quickest way The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in y...	Jul-12
Why were males created before females? Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
I dont think you are a fool I dont think you are a fool, but whats my opinion compared to that of thousands ...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
Wanted Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship....	Jul-12
99 percent 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name....	Jul-12	[Not rated]
Why were males created Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN Bride,s Dad hands a note to the groom: GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE. Groom...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
Earth may stop Rotating, Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fis...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
Earth may stop Rotating, Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fis...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
"Welcome" If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
ku kata ka ka ku ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
A Couple went 4 divorce A Couple went 4 divorce, Judge asked the reason ! Girl: Sir I wanted This ====...	Jul-12	[Not rated]
A Couple went 4 divorce A Couple went 4 divorce, Judge asked the reason ! Girl: Sir I wanted This ====>...	Jul-12	[Not rated]