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Santa Banta SMS

The Greatest collection of Santa Banta SMS jokes.
Total 26 Santa Banta SMS founded
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Me too, after u leave
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: ...
Nov-22
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Candle Light Me T.V
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch ...
Aug-07
Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jee...
Jul-18
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Aa rahee hai ya ja rahee hai
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo ...
Jul-18
Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye
Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khal...
Jul-15
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What is Sex?
Pappu: Dad what is Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But ...
Jul-15
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anta eats 8 Butter Naan
Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation. Praying...
Jul-15
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A Chini was in hospital.
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU....
Apr-05
Teacher and Santa
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya...
Apr-05
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In America
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In I...
Apr-05
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Santa with Englishman
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u d...
Apr-04
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Pappu while filling up a form
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? San...
Apr-04
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Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the c...
Apr-04
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See Butterfly
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butter...
Apr-04
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Never ever marry in life
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa de...
Apr-04
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Banta Singh in Interview.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite wo...
Apr-04
Santa with his new bride
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you wil...
Apr-04
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Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KM...
Apr-04
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Preeto 2 maid
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affai...
Apr-04
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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match...
Apr-04
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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey gh...
Apr-04
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Majority
Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”? Santa: “Oh ji … becoz they a...
Mar-13
SANTA in SCHOOL
SANTA comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe. Teacher - Go home and chang...
Mar-13
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Santa Singh MBBS
Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practi...
Mar-13
Drinking n driving
Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed...
Mar-13
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Teacher: “Why majority
Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”? Santa: “Oh ji … becoz they a...
Mar-13
 
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