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| AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died o...
| Jan-16 | |
| Wrong directionb
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits ne...
| Sep-29 | [Not rated] |
| Responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I am the...
| Sep-29 | [Not rated] |
| Responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I’m the ...
| Sep-29 | [Not rated] |
| Pathan,s wife
Pathan,s wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband…
She sent it to him b...
| Dec-05 | |
| I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs
Colleague : Sorry I am late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a ...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Obedient father
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, Now tell me, who has ...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Troubled youth and Father
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to re...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Little johny A heart a attack
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mot...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| I dont even know her
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t y...
| Oct-03 | |
| Johnny name two pronouns
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good! ...
| Oct-03 | |
| A man approached a very beautiful woman
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You kn...
| Oct-03 | |
| Turn me into a lizard
A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, W...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| I close my eyes
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Gir...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| To be a Good professional
To be a Good professional,
always start to study late for Exams.
Because it te...
| Oct-03 | |
| Two attorneys went into a diner
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandw...
| Oct-03 | |
| Defense lawyer
I have good news and bad news, the defense lawyer says to his client.
What’...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| A blind man was begging in New York
A blind man was begging in New York with a board written “I’m blind,help me”.1 g...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Mr can u jump up and ten times
Doctor : mr, can u jump up and ten times ?
Patient : but why docter ?
Doctor :...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Drawing cow and grass
Teacher says to draw A Picture on a Cow eating grass
After some time she asks i...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| China new leader
Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Ric...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Is this my train
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Bartender and a man
A A conversation between a bartender and a man:
Bartender: What happened? You...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Jigsaw puzzle finished in record time
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Pair of strange socks
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the othe...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Rat tells with lion
Rat tells with lion
Rat : i love you
Lion : Have you ever seen your face in mi...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| D check whch u gave me has returned back
Doctor:D check whch u gave me has returned back.
Patient:D head-ache 4 whch u...
| Oct-03 | |
| A neighbor came to Nasrudin
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on loan,"...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Why does your dog sit there
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?
Hotel Host: I cant imagi...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Pack the bag
A man runs into his house and says to his wife, Honey, I just won the lottery! P...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Teacher write your lover name on paper
Teachr: Everyone Write Your Lover Name on a Paper...
After 2 seconds: Gir Fin...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Wait for the Teachers
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college ca...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| New shiny motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides ...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Similarity between dog and man
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about ...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Bitten by a vampire
Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this gl...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| I Have Windows installed
Mr.Bean : I want Pink curtains for my computer Screen...
Salesman : But Compute...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| We were caught sleeping together
BOY1: MEET MY WIFE TINA.
BOY2: OH! I KNOW HER.
BOY1: HOW?
BOY2: WE WERE...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| An Ant n Mosquito got married
An Ant n Mosquito got married.
And went on their Honey Moon...
Mosquito is wai...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Fair presentation of Financial Statements
*Fair presentation of Financial Statements*
Pic of a pretty office secretary ...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| TiGer KiLLs A Goat
TiGer KiLLs A Goat,
Hippopotamous Saw It. TiGer Asks
Hippo Not 2 TeLL This In ...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Osama consults a psychic
Osama consults a psychic about the date of his death.
Psychic: You will die o...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Surrounded Army
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppos...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Do you want to hear a dirty joke
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: OK tell the joke
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| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| Women and Beekeeper
Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I want you to do something about it.
B...
| Oct-03 | [Not rated] |
| DAMN difference
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" a...
| Oct-03 | |
