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Marriage SMS : All time Fav. and Unique collection of Marriage SMS and Messages! Dont miss to send to your loved ones...
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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplish...
Sep-29
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All tragedies are Finished by a death
All tragedies are Finished by a death......and all comedies by a MARRIAGE....
Sep-29
A marriage without conflicts
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without cris...
Sep-29
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Husband to a newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife...
Sep-29
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One who surrenders when he is
One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST, One who surrenders when he is no...
Sep-29
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The definition of a perfect Wife
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes.....
Sep-29
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Darling said the affectionate husband
Darling, said the affectionate husband, I have insured myself for $1,000,000. If...
Sep-29
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Doctor cut off my dog tail
Doctor cut off my dog’s tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-l...
Sep-29
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Why do women hate alcohol so much
Why do women hate alcohol so much? "Because after drinking it, their mouse like...
Sep-29
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Love is one long sweet dream
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock....
Sep-29
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Mo...
Sep-29
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met....
Sep-29
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A good wife always forgives
A good wife always forgives her HUSBAND wen she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!...
Sep-29
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Marriage is the process
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have pre...
Sep-29
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husband i like your sense of humor
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy...
Sep-29
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The IDEAL man does not smoke
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed earl...
Sep-29
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What was the first thing your husband said
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that mor...
Sep-29
Monopoly is always damaging
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damagi...
Sep-29
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Making the dog obey
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife: Nonsense it’s o...
Sep-29
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Love marriages r never success
Love marriages r never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages r made in h...
Sep-29
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Marriage means expectations
Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict...
Sep-29
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Useless clock
Wife: A great disaster was averted today. When my mother was passing from below...
Sep-29
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Husband knowing the thief secret
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke...
Sep-29
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Wife said i will die
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husban...
Sep-29
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After 25 yrs wife said
After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,I was so overwhelmed I ...
Sep-29
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How was your first marriage terminated
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness:...
Sep-29
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Marriage and prescription
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows hi...
Sep-29
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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. I...
Sep-29
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Wife why are you home so early
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell. ...
Sep-29
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Inside women
INSIDE WOMEN The word “WOMAN” has “MAN” in it, Mrs has Mr in it, FEMALE has “...
Aug-31
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Husband going for hunting
Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and b...
Aug-31
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Before and After Marriage
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? ...
Aug-31
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New husband and a new dog
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the...
Aug-31
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So many options Poison sleeping pills
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying...
Aug-31
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2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives
2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language.. 1st : Wht 2 Do When ...
Aug-31
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