Funny quotes


Microsoft is a bully. Microsoft is a bully. Microsoft is trying to hoodwink nontechnical people. -- S...	May-15
Leaders have to act more quickly today. Leaders have to act more quickly today. The pressure comes much faster. -- Andy...	May-15	[Not rated]
If you are dating a hockey player raise your hands If you are dating a hockey player raise your hands,if you are not raise your sta...	May-15	[Not rated]
Love is something that can not be measured Love is something that can not be measured by anything…but it is also something ...	May-15	[Not rated]
The latest survey shows The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 of the people on earth take up 75% of th...	May-13
Many people walk in Many people walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footpr...	May-13	[Not rated]
dont want you to go, dont want you to go, I dont want you to leave, You are all that I have, And y...	May-13	[Not rated]
Hold the ones you love Hold the ones you love close because one day they are there in your arms…and ano...	May-13	[Not rated]
Fool sees the same tree Fool sees the same tree as a wise man sees but does not see what all it has to o...	May-13
A liberated woman A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. ...	May-04	[Not rated]
Women: Cant live with them Women: Cant live with them, cant bury them in the back yard without the neighbou...	May-04
Women have a passion Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the ...	May-04	[Not rated]
Men are like parking spots Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handic...	Apr-28
Its true that we dont know Its true that we dont know what we have got until we lose it, but its also true ...	Apr-28	[Not rated]
Friendship is like peeing on yourself Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the...	Apr-28	[Not rated]
Always end the name Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name w...	Apr-25	[Not rated]
I think the worst I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or ...	Apr-25	[Not rated]
Every fight is a food fight Every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal. ...	Apr-25	[Not rated]