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| Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
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| Nov-28 | [Not rated] |
| LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED
Difference: It is funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It is lik...
| Nov-22 | [Not rated] |
| You Dear
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a ca...
| Nov-22 | [Not rated] |
| After finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes,...
| Nov-21 | [Not rated] |
| Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand Hai,
Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand Hai,
DiLon Ko DiL Pasand Hai,
Shaiar Ko Shayeri ...
| Sep-24 | |
| Someday u may lose ur hair,
Someday u may lose ur hair,
u may lose ur teeth,ur money & even lose ur mind.
...
| Sep-17 | [Not rated] |
| Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Stud...
| Aug-30 | |
| I try once?
A men having 5 daughters.
He wanted a son.
So gave an ad for asking suggesti...
| Aug-11 | [Not rated] |
| Love in Maths
My Dear Sweet Heart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in ...
| Aug-11 | |
| Want this but what is this
A Couple went 4 divorce, Judge asked the reason !
Girl: Sir I wanted This ====>...
| Aug-09 | [Not rated] |
| Made in Japan
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On his last day...
| Aug-07 | [Not rated] |
| Scissor with Mobile
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
K...
| Aug-07 | [Not rated] |
| I was in love
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I marr...
| Jul-29 | [Not rated] |
| Sorry 4 disturb u
sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has co...
| Jul-29 | |
| I am a virus
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to l...
| Jul-24 | [Not rated] |
| Many More
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and lon...
| Jun-21 | [Not rated] |
| Four Letter Surgery
Four Letter Surgery
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him ...
| Jun-15 | [Not rated] |
| And…he is gonna be your Doctor!
And…he is gonna be your Doctor!
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-r...
| Jun-15 | [Not rated] |
| Germs
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I dont know. Teacher: They...
| Jun-05 | [Not rated] |
| call for backup
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur o...
| Jun-05 | [Not rated] |
| Garam Masala
wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband - magar ya...
| May-30 | |
| Its salty.
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a ...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| U luv sumone..
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband ...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| People who do lots of work
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make ...
| May-30 | |
| Every lady hopes
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is ...
| May-17 | [Not rated] |
| Don,t walk as if you rule the world,
Don,t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don,t care who rules the wo...
| May-14 | [Not rated] |
| Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information F...
| May-13 | [Not rated] |
| Mulla Nasruddin
Nasruddin opened a booth with a sign above it:
Two Questions On Any Subject A...
| May-12 | |
| I wanted to tell you
I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me....
| May-11 | [Not rated] |
| When you feel lonely,
When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I,m really ...
| May-11 | [Not rated] |
| Do you ever notice
Do you ever notice that when you are driving, anyone going slower than you is an...
| May-04 | [Not rated] |
| Dont spend $2
Dont spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. The...
| May-04 | [Not rated] |
| If it is sent by ship
If it is sent by ship then it is a cargo, if it is sent by road then it is a shi...
| Apr-25 | [Not rated] |
| In a train,
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I dont have.
TT: ...
| Apr-23 | [Not rated] |
| A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for m...
| Apr-23 | [Not rated] |
| you want for your birthday?
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio...
| Apr-23 | [Not rated] |
| I am not rich
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I dont even have a bid car like rohit. But I real...
| Apr-23 | |
| Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I am in a good mood
Just a little bit...
| Apr-23 | [Not rated] |
| ur name on sand
I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It go...
| Mar-13 | |
| Mother in law
Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falli...
| Mar-13 | [Not rated] |
| Local Call
He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to s...
| Mar-13 | |
| NURSE
Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places ...
| Mar-13 | |
| Yester-night
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Hu...
| Mar-13 | |
| Monkey Lang
hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear ur a v...
| Mar-13 | [Not rated] |
| Some time
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you?...
| Mar-13 | |
