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Student mind
Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. ...
Aug-12
Boss is like donkey
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some ...
Aug-12
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died o...
May-03
My Cry
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said “Sifgliyo chi chongloma ...
Feb-06
Practical Exam
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name S...
Feb-06
Brain exercised
2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See...
Feb-06
Fact about women
Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 2...
Feb-06
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! ...
Jan-10
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Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajab shaks ho tm Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho, Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho. ...
Jan-10
All the love that history
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love tha...
Jan-10
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Dear Friend’s!
Dear Friend’s! Your Remaining Sleeping Time Has been Expired SO Plz Le...
Jan-10
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tUm nE Ek hI RaAT
Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI? Chor: haAN Sahib, Main m...
Dec-03
DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..
DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise aap k kitne bache hain? LADY: Pehle t...
Dec-03
1 prinda bohat peasa tha "FRAAZ".
1 prinda bohat peasa tha "FRAAZ". Halan k us ny 10 minat pehly :R...
Dec-03
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Ap k leye DUA
Ap k leye DUA Ap ko khushyan itni mile jitni MUSHARAF ko gaaliyan, Apki zinda...
Dec-03
True meaning of “GIRL”
True meaning of “GIRL” ‘G’= GAPSHAP Mai sub se aagay. ‘I’= INNOCENT Sirf s...
Dec-03
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli. Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Pooc...
Dec-03
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Bary Zalim Hain
Bary Zalim Hain es Sheher K Log ~Faraz~ . . . . . . Sim ...
Dec-03
Patient to dentist
Patient to dentist: Tum nay mera neechay walla dant kiun nikkala, keera tu ooper...
Dec-03
Dream makes al things possible
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs be...
Dec-03
A baby monkey asks his father
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, ...
Nov-02
Kiss without touch
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to...
Oct-23
Credit Card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because th...
Sep-29
Pollution
Quiz: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river? Ans: Pollut...
Sep-29
[Not rated]
Character
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Stud...
Feb-25
[Not rated]
If I was an artist,
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my...
Feb-25
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today? I am in a good mood Just a little bit...
Feb-25
[Not rated]
HALLO
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to lea...
Feb-18
Upgrade your brain
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searchin...
Feb-18
I want u …
I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & ...
Jan-24
I was responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I am t...
Jan-15
Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - ...
Jan-03
[Not rated]
Someday u may lose ur hair,
Someday u may lose ur hair, u may lose ur teeth,ur money & even lose ur mind. ...
Dec-24
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Make each moment beautiful.
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u w...
Dec-23
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Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki Se Gir Gya Hai Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr ...
Dec-20
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Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper, Yesterday is Wastepaper, Life is Testpaper, and Friendsh...
Dec-20
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Man to Hotel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room. Clerk:depe...
Dec-20
He came at night,
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, s...
Dec-19
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He came at night,
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, s...
Dec-19
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Would You Punish Me
PUPIL, :Would You Punish Me For Some Things I Didn;tDo?TEACHER: Of Cource Not,,P...
Dec-15
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Phulwa, RaamPyaari
Phulwa, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling onthe wall w...
Dec-15
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Wife - ek baat boloon
Wife - ek baat boloon? par maarna nahi..Hsbnd-boloWife - i m pregnantHsbnd- its ...
Dec-15
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Waiting for autumn.
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves cov...
Dec-14
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Santa goes to buy a underwear.
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shop...
Dec-14
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Some One Is Loving you
Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Gu...
Sep-26
 
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