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| Student mind
Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.
I was cycling to school. ...
| Aug-12 | |
| Boss is like donkey
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some ...
| Aug-12 | |
| AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died o...
| May-03 | |
| My Cry
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma ...
| Feb-06 | |
| Practical Exam
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
S...
| Feb-06 | |
| Brain exercised
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See...
| Feb-06 | |
| Fact about women
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 2...
| Feb-06 | |
| Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
...
| Jan-10 | [Not rated] |
| Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
...
| Jan-10 | |
| All the love that history
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love tha...
| Jan-10 | [Not rated] |
| Dear Friend’s!
Dear Friend’s!
Your Remaining
Sleeping Time
Has been Expired
SO
Plz
Le...
| Jan-10 | [Not rated] |
| tUm nE Ek hI RaAT
Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI?
Chor: haAN Sahib,
Main m...
| Dec-03 | |
| DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..
DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..
Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?
LADY: Pehle t...
| Dec-03 | |
| 1 prinda bohat peasa tha "FRAAZ".
1 prinda bohat peasa tha "FRAAZ".
Halan k us ny 10 minat pehly :R...
| Dec-03 | [Not rated] |
| Ap k leye DUA
Ap k leye DUA
Ap ko khushyan itni mile jitni
MUSHARAF ko gaaliyan,
Apki zinda...
| Dec-03 | |
| True meaning of “GIRL”
True meaning of “GIRL”
‘G’= GAPSHAP
Mai sub se aagay.
‘I’= INNOCENT
Sirf s...
| Dec-03 | |
| 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Pooc...
| Dec-03 | [Not rated] |
| Bary Zalim Hain
Bary Zalim Hain es Sheher K Log
~Faraz~
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Sim ...
| Dec-03 | |
| Patient to dentist
Patient to dentist: Tum nay mera neechay walla dant kiun nikkala, keera tu ooper...
| Dec-03 | |
| Dream makes al things possible
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs be...
| Dec-03 | |
| A baby monkey asks his father
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, ...
| Nov-02 | |
| Kiss without touch
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to...
| Oct-23 | |
| Credit Card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because th...
| Sep-29 | |
| Pollution
Quiz: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Ans: Pollut...
| Sep-29 | [Not rated] |
| Character
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Stud...
| Feb-25 | [Not rated] |
| If I was an artist,
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my...
| Feb-25 | [Not rated] |
| Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I am in a good mood
Just a little bit...
| Feb-25 | [Not rated] |
| HALLO
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to lea...
| Feb-18 | |
| Upgrade your brain
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searchin...
| Feb-18 | |
| I want u …
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
...
| Jan-24 | |
| I was responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I am t...
| Jan-15 | |
| Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- ...
| Jan-03 | [Not rated] |
| Someday u may lose ur hair,
Someday u may lose ur hair,
u may lose ur teeth,ur money & even lose ur mind.
...
| Dec-24 | [Not rated] |
| Make each moment beautiful.
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u w...
| Dec-23 | [Not rated] |
| Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai
Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr ...
| Dec-20 | [Not rated] |
| Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendsh...
| Dec-20 | [Not rated] |
| Man to Hotel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depe...
| Dec-20 | |
| He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, s...
| Dec-19 | [Not rated] |
| He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, s...
| Dec-19 | [Not rated] |
| Would You Punish Me
PUPIL, :Would You Punish Me For Some Things I Didn;tDo?TEACHER: Of Cource Not,,P...
| Dec-15 | [Not rated] |
| Phulwa, RaamPyaari
Phulwa, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling onthe wall w...
| Dec-15 | [Not rated] |
| Wife - ek baat boloon
Wife - ek baat boloon? par maarna nahi..Hsbnd-boloWife - i m pregnantHsbnd- its ...
| Dec-15 | [Not rated] |
| Waiting for autumn.
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves cov...
| Dec-14 | [Not rated] |
| Santa goes to buy a underwear.
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shop...
| Dec-14 | [Not rated] |
| Some One Is Loving you
Some One Is Loving you;
Caring for you;
Watching over you;
Protecting you
Gu...
| Sep-26 | |
