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| 20 of the Population
20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watchin...
| Aug-07 | |
| Abe Khajur
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue A...
| May-06 | |
| Two devils came in 2 my dreams
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I ...
| May-06 | [Not rated] |
| Have u seen a monkey
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving licens...
| May-06 | [Not rated] |
| Taste dis SMS
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA...
| May-06 | [Not rated] |
| I saw U on ROAD today
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfe...
| May-06 | [Not rated] |
| Tumsa koi zamin par
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab...
| May-06 | [Not rated] |
| Of loving beauty
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face...
| May-06 | [Not rated] |
| I m proud
I m proud that u r my FRIEND bcoz u r
20% Perfect
20% Attractive
20% Great
2...
| May-06 | [Not rated] |
| When I was born Devil said
When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..
& When u were born devil...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Life is like a MOVIE…
Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angr...
| Apr-08 | |
| Whos hot… Its U
Whos hot… Its U,
Whos
Charming… Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelli...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Manzil Ki taraf banhte chalo
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo
jo dil kahe vo rah chuno.
Piche walo ko age nahi ...
| Apr-08 | [Not rated] |
| Last Night
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good pe...
| Apr-06 | [Not rated] |
| Last Night
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good pe...
| Apr-06 | [Not rated] |
| pple ka juice
Apple ka juice
Mango ka juice
Orange ka juice
Badam ka juice
Lekin joh sms n...
| Apr-06 | [Not rated] |
| Yeh maat sochna
Yeh maat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aa...
| Apr-06 | [Not rated] |
| Har waqt kaam
Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulaj jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein la...
| Apr-06 | [Not rated] |
| Message from Me
Only the open heart receives
“Love”
Only the open mind receives
“Wisdom”
Onl...
| Apr-06 | [Not rated] |
| U R Genious
u r genious,ur mind is a masterpiece, u not only have 1 brain but 2 left n right...
| Apr-06 | |
