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| That,s why I poisoned you!
Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don,t speak, just rest. Husba...
| Nov-22 | [Not rated] |
| Life is Test,
Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is on...
| Jul-11 | |
| Today is sunday
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife...
| Jun-26 | [Not rated] |
| Memon Boss to Worker
Memon Boss to Worker: Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kia hai,
Is liye 5000 ka Bon...
| Jun-25 | [Not rated] |
| Aik pagal ghussay mein:
Aik pagal ghussay mein:
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa
mita dungaa
mita dun...
| Jun-25 | [Not rated] |
| A true love stroy
A true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed...
| Jun-25 | [Not rated] |
| Fly in the plane of ambition
Fly in the plane of ambition
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours...
| Jun-25 | [Not rated] |
| AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO
AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI
TUM HO.
...
| Jun-14 | [Not rated] |
| R U OK?
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?...
| Jun-14 | [Not rated] |
| In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
...
| Jun-14 | |
| "fear"
He doesnt know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again he doesnt know t...
| Jun-11 | [Not rated] |
| I laugh
I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me....
| Jun-11 | [Not rated] |
| Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, s...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, s...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| Zip Down
An old to Doc: Doc, I think Im getting senile. Several times lately, I have forg...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| A boy goes to see a cabare dance
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anyth...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| hinese Pregnant wife
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there &...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| Price in kisses
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| Last nite i had a dream abt U..
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were getting married on the s...
| May-30 | [Not rated] |
| The Law of Self Sacrifice
“The Law of Self Sacrifice"When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last....
| May-20 | [Not rated] |
| Funny law
“The Law of Reality”Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to...
| May-20 | [Not rated] |
| Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur hu...
| May-07 | [Not rated] |
| Promise me we are true friends
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprit...
| May-07 | [Not rated] |
| Love is sweet poison:
Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved,s advise
and keep ou...
| May-07 | [Not rated] |
| Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teac...
| May-01 | |
| Do anything to pass in the exam
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to p...
| May-01 | [Not rated] |
| Girl & Papu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : l...
| Apr-30 | [Not rated] |
| Papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: na...
| Apr-30 | [Not rated] |
| Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay--
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Y...
| Apr-30 | |
| If I had a single flower
If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my gard...
| Apr-27 | [Not rated] |
| Its true
Its true that we dont know what we have got until its gone, but its also true th...
| Apr-27 | [Not rated] |
| Marriage is d triumph of imagination
Marriage is d triumph of imagination
over intelligence.
Second marriage is d t...
| Apr-16 | [Not rated] |
| Milkman
2 women wer talking abt thr new milkman.
First: He,s very gud looking, punctual...
| Apr-16 | [Not rated] |
| Infection
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter-pounder ...
| Apr-16 | [Not rated] |
| I know ur So B-U-S-Y
I know ur So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know ur So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But.. just take 3 secs...
| Apr-16 | [Not rated] |
| Sorry,i am very sleepy
Sorry,i am very sleepy,
If there is any smelling mintake,
Ten plz carrot it n ...
| Apr-16 | [Not rated] |
| diff betwn Michael Jackson n Greyhound racing
Wat is d diff betwn Michael Jackson n Greyhound racing?
The greyhounds wait f...
| Apr-16 | [Not rated] |
| Beauty parlors
Some beauty parlors do a great job.
One young man followed a young woman
4 twe...
| Apr-16 | [Not rated] |
| Visit to Dentist
Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!...
| Apr-16 | |
| Wonderful Couples in this world
Wonderful
Couples
in this
World..
Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..
Music...
| Mar-19 | |
| If u drop me
If u drop me i ill break
if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry,
i...
| Mar-19 | [Not rated] |
| life is different
Life is different than teacher,
A teacher teaches lesson & then keeps the exam....
| Mar-19 | [Not rated] |
| Your smile is my sunrise
Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most ...
| Mar-19 | [Not rated] |
| Life is like a novel
Life is like a novel.
It is filled with suspense.
You hav no idea wat is g...
| Mar-19 | |
